http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterboxAimoo CityAimooen-USAimoo http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/From-the-right-wing-dictionary-of-left-wing-denizens-1-2121662.html HappyKat 2013-01-22 12:10:01.313 Political Humor <!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 From the right wing dictionary of left wing denizens.  Obamabot – Noun – oh BOM uh BOT There are several varieties that can be identified by theirindividual motives and beliefs. The o http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/An-Indian-walks-into-a-cafe-with-a-shotgun-1-666438.html HappyKat 2011-11-17 06:52:22.14 Political Humor An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun‏An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun.In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.He says to the waiter, 'Want coffee.'The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.The Indian drinks the coffee down in on http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Morality-Test-1-666425.html HappyKat 2011-11-17 06:38:29.087 Political Humor TEST OF MORALITY The One (1) Question Test. This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that yo http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Donations-Anyone-1-666423.html HappyKat 2011-11-17 06:34:24.157 Political Humor Donations, Anyone?A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?”" "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Wi http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Change-Underwear-1-666339.html HappyKat 2011-11-17 04:25:47.373 Political Humor Change UnderwearChange UnderwearThere's an old sea story about a Marine lieutenant who inspected his men in the field, and told the 'Gunny' that his men smelled bad.The lieutenant suggested that the men should change underwear. The Gunny responded, 'Aye, aye, Sir. I'll see to it immediately!'The Gun http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Derivatives-NOW-I-understand-1-666320.html HappyKat 2011-11-17 04:09:24.003 Political Humor Derivatives... NOW I understandHeidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Quote-Of-The-Year-1-666313.html HappyKat 2011-11-17 04:05:44.92 Political Humor Quote Of The YearThis had to be the best quote of the year!"As an American, I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name. America gave him the White House, based on the same credentials."~Newt Gingrich~ http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Last-Request-1-664995.html HappyKat 2011-11-15 08:23:49.23 Political Humor Last RequestThe old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years He had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi before I die", whispered the priest."I'll see w http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Republicans-vs-Democrats-1-663455.html HappyKat 2011-11-13 01:58:03.733 Political Humor Republicans vs. DemocratsA woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below. She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consults his portable http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Pinocchio-Snow-White-and-Superman-1-662999.html HappyKat 2011-11-12 09:44:36.75 Political Humor Pinocchio, Snow White, and SupermanPinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign:"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.""I am entering!" said Snow White.After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/The-AARP-1-646859.html HappyKat 2011-10-21 23:10:12.17 Political Humor The AARPYep, the heck with the ultra liberal AARP. (American Association for Retired People). How dare them to say they speak for seniors!!! I have destroyed my AARP Card and will never renew it. Let me get this straight. Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose Chairm http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/You-Can-t-Handle-the-Truth-1-646459.html HappyKat 2011-10-21 10:10:28.853 Political Humor You Can't Handle the Truth...The liberals are asking us to give Obama time...We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Q: Have http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Math-teacher-under-arrest-1-646214.html HappyKat 2011-10-21 03:56:59.007 Political Humor Math teacher under arrest A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Bill-Cosby-For-President-1-644025.html HappyKat 2011-10-18 02:32:51.51 Political Humor Bill Cosby For PresidentI HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE. HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten o http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Don-t-get-the-film-wet-1-643475.html HappyKat 2011-10-17 11:38:52.46 Political Humor Don't get the film wetSuddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar. You suddenly realize who they are. It's Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Here-s-Your-Change-1-642476.html HappyKat 2011-10-15 22:26:16.58 Political Humor Here's Your ChangeAs the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices wouldhave to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase o http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Obama-One-liners-1-641510.html HappyKat 2011-10-14 13:10:15.227 Political Humor Obama One-linersThe liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.********************** America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.********************** Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything y http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Post-Turtle-1-640748.html HappyKat 2011-10-13 16:23:33.93 Political Humor Post TurtleYOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK AND COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE......While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got ar http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/The-Occupy-Wall-Street-Movement-1-640164.html HappyKat 2011-10-13 00:54:23.76 Political Humor "Take a good long look at the Occupy protesters. Virtually every one of their demands is textbook anti-capitalist, radical environmentalist big-government-is-our-savior progressivism. The overarching commonality? An irrational me-first ignorance so entrenched, only a precious few would recognize the http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/working-in-the-white-house-1-638838.html HappyKat 2011-10-11 08:53:01.667 Political Humor "Mr. President," said one of his aides, "I was wondering, sir, if it might be possible for my son to work somewhere in the White House,""Of course," replied the president. "What does he do?"The aide threw up his hands and said, "Nothing.""Excellent," noted the president. "we won't even have to train http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Breaking-News-1-638831.html HappyKat 2011-10-11 08:47:47.597 Political Humor Breaking News!!!The International Olympic committee has announced this morning, that they have stripped Lindsey Vonn of her gold medal in the 2010 Olympic games. They are going to present it to Barak Obama. It has been determined that he is going downhill faster than anyone in history! http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Cowboy-1-637177.html HappyKat 2011-10-09 05:24:15.737 Political Humor CowboyA cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy," http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Variety-Pack-1-637128.html HappyKat 2011-10-09 03:00:13.29 Political Humor What's the biggest difference between death and taxes?Death doesn't get worse every time a governing body convenes. ===Politician: A guy who shakes your hand before an election, and your confidence afterwards. ===If we made it illegal, do you think more people would vote?==="We are going to take thi http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Smartest-of-them-all-1-637126.html HappyKat 2011-10-09 02:56:15.393 Political Humor Smartest of them allEven after the recent Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints,I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes thatCajuns aren't very smart. I would like to state for the record that Idisagree with that assessment. Anybody who would build a city 10 feet below http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/A-Free-Market-Wish-1-637116.html HappyKat 2011-10-09 02:46:31.753 Political Humor A Free Market WishLast Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, Sir."The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Ar http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Cadillac-Escalade-1-637085.html HappyKat 2011-10-09 00:15:48.17 Political Humor Cadillac EscaladeWe were out shopping yesterday for a new ride. Just for fun, I took a Cadillac Escalade out for a test drive. I wanted to have that Escalade "experience" before they become extinct... The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/PSALM-2010-1-636943.html HappyKat 2011-10-08 16:06:53.73 Political Humor PSALM 2010 Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party. He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line, I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/An-Obama-Democrat-1-636936.html HappyKat 2011-10-08 15:58:00.277 Political Humor An Obama DemocratA woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and rep