http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterboxAimoo CityAimooen-USAimoo http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/11-PEOPLE-ON-A-ROPE-1-704791.html HappyKat 2012-01-19 00:38:03.743 General Humor 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPEEleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.10 men and 1 woman.The rope was not strong enough to carry themall, so they decided that 1 hadto leave, otherwise they were all going to fall.They weren't able to choose that person,until the woman gave a very touching speec http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Some-Military-Humor-1-700988.html HappyKat 2012-01-13 04:44:33.833 General Humor Military TimeOn some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft repli http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Simple-fix-1-690525.html HappyKat 2011-12-25 03:46:23.963 General Humor Simple fixA toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was set up, and people with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timing so preci http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Let-s-play-doctor-1-690093.html HappyKat 2011-12-24 05:24:38.387 General Humor A little boy and a little girl were trying to decide what game to play. After some discussion the boy suggested that they play doctor. The girl agreed saying "that sounds like fun, you operate and I'll sue". http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/22-Adult-Truths-1-688714.html HappyKat 2011-12-21 18:50:44.49 General Humor The older you are the better you should relate to these.22 Adult Truths1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.3. I totally take back all those times I didn http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/This-was-written-by-a-black-gentleman-in-Texas-1-666327.html HappyKat 2011-11-17 04:11:59.147 General Humor This was written by a black gentleman in TexasThis was written by a black gentleman in Texas and is so funny.What a great sense of humor and creativity!!! When I was born, I was BLACK ,When I grew up, I was BLACK ,When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,When I got cold, I was BLACK ,When I was scare http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/IRS-audits-grandpa-1-665702.html HappyKat 2011-11-16 08:00:29.12 General Humor The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.I'm not http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Breast-Implants-1-664648.html HappyKat 2011-11-15 00:05:41.117 General Humor Breast ImplantsA fellow is sitting in his living room watching TV when his wife comes in and says she wants breast implants. He thinks about it for a minute and says "No way, it costs too much money". She bugs him, and bugs him until he finally says "I want you to go into the bathroom twice a day an http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Swahili-1-664640.html HappyKat 2011-12-14 01:15:09.3 General Humor A company was doing an English-language movie where, at one point, an exhausted messenger was supposed to dash in, collapse, and gasp out a vital message in Swahili. They even found someone who knew the language, and the scene worked beautifully in the movie -- until it played in an African town whe http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Did-she-commit-a-crime-1-664633.html HappyKat 2011-11-14 23:34:22.027 General Humor Did she commit a crime?A couple was in line at the bank, when it became obvious that a man in the front of the line was waving a gun at the teller and robbing the bank. After being handed a large sum of cash, the robber turned to the guy immediately behind him in line and asked, "Did you see me robb http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Bacon-Tree-1-643548.html HappyKat 2011-10-17 13:39:15.667 General Humor Bacon TreeTwo Illegal Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says......."Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.""Si, Luis, eet sure sme http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Speaking-from-Experience-1-643463.html HappyKat 2011-10-17 11:27:06.88 General Humor Speaking from ExperiencePosted by Twomiler on Jan 25, 2010 11:34Mujibar was trying to get a job in India The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready' The manager said, 'Make a sentence http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Oh-To-Be-12-Again-1-640261.html HappyKat 2011-10-13 02:36:38.273 General Humor Oh To Be 12 AgainA man was sitting on the edge of the bed,observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her Birthday, http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/where-is-everyone-1-639765.html kabbie 2011-10-12 11:14:06.0 General Humor been here over 5 min and feelin lonly,,,guess I'll just sit here in my recliner and... http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Sexism-Lives-1-637129.html HappyKat 2011-10-12 11:02:18.78 General Humor How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened when she brings it.Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.Why do women have smaller feet than men?It's one of thos http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/ALL-PUNS-INTENDED-1-637123.html HappyKat 2011-12-13 12:45:02.073 General Humor ALL PUNS INTENDED 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." 3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. 4. A d http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Irishman-s-Misplaced-Hat-1-636951.html HappyKat 2011-10-08 16:16:20.63 General Humor Irishman's Misplaced HatMurphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be hones http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Make-Noise-Like-A-Frog-1-636948.html HappyKat 2011-10-08 16:14:35.517 General Humor Make Noise Like A FrogA six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room ... "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like http://forum4.aimoo.com/happykatslitterbox/category/Just-Bark-for-Welfare-1-636946.html HappyKat 2011-10-08 16:12:59.267 General Humor Just Bark for WelfareI went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is mix in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed h