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(Date Posted:02/15/2011 1:20 PM)
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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt." "This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive..."

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break."  "Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any"?'

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever. Don't mess with us...hahaha..

(You guys in the group, it’s okay to have a chuckle over this too,,,lol)






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RE:Women are Clever
(Date Posted:02/17/2011 7:02 PM)

Very very funny & oh so very true lol

My sister laughed so hard she nearly fell off  her chair.

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Re:Women are Clever
(Date Posted:02/17/2011 7:55 PM)

I know, right. That's why it's so funny,,,lolol...
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