Posted on 13/11/2011 5:47 PM
I don't know why but I've registered. Thank God there will be no more PMs. The perverts who have been harassing me here were too much. Every time I came online I was swamped by adoring fans, dropouts, etc.
I shall have to lie down now, probably a good idea as itis almost midnight.
Posted on 13/11/2011 9:47 AM
Trying to register, but I am told re SirCumference "The username does not exist".
Am I being ethnically cleansed?
What shall I do?
Posted on 12/11/2011 5:58 PM
More wisdom from the BBC home page:
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you
haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum-security twilight home in
Australia. DAME EDNA EVERAGE
I think we can all learn something from that.
Posted on 09/11/2011 2:05 PM
Allright, more help and guidance from the BBC home page, today it's Kierkegaard:
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought, which they avoid. SOREN KIERKEGAARD
Posted on 08/11/2011 6:36 PM
Yes, but she was colossally overweight herself, at some point, so she speaks from the heart.
She is a female Alan Partridge but without the laughs.
Posted on 08/11/2011 10:48 AM
"Hello Sir Cumefrence
What are you hoping to do here in Whangarei North Island New Zeland"
Truth is, Captain, I was hoping to do lie on the plank and do Sweet FA.
I have acquired a large bar of Dairy Milk and a copy of the Racing Post.
I think that will give the message loud and clear that disabled people are in many ways no different at all from ABs and should be left alone if required, without anyone appearing, bouncing up and down and doing a silly dance / giving the thumbs up and shouting "Can I help You" or "Are you allright" or "Just shout if there's anything I can do".
When it is quite clear that all I want is to be left alone to eat my choccy and look for a winning nag.
I hope that I have clarified matters on this "joining in" mullarky, for everybody's sake.
I should not like a repeat of the Portsmouth fiasco / massacre, you know what I get like when I'm in "one of those moods".
Posted on 08/11/2011 9:06 AM
I just read your letter, Yvette. Well done
I rather like the hands-down-winning "Mush"'s point, ie if Anne Diamond ever sent me an open letter I'd call the Police.
I would, too, old bag.
Posted on 08/11/2011 9:03 AM
"I can get what you say, Jokice, exactly. I am quite happy with my own
company. I am not a recluse but only need a low level of human contact."
Old Tone and most people here, me too. I like Jockice's conversation with his Dad. I have similar ones, but the other person often responds by saying "Are you sure?"
Yes, I'm sure. Quite sure.
Are you sure?
I find myself thinking of Mrs Doyle in Father Ted.
Posted on 07/11/2011 5:41 PM
I've got an old fashioned tower computer plus cables, printer cables, loads coming from a Creative box that came with computer for speakers, on and off, phone cables. Mouse lead, extension.
How to reduce? My next task.
Posted on 07/11/2011 10:02 AM
**** Ye Olde Tea Trollye ****
Four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
Richmond Maids of Honour
I am now reasonably comfortably settled in the old flat, done up and smelling of cement but that's ok. Surrounded by 200 wires and extensions. Farewell internet shop / cafe. Until the next time my system goes down, that is.
I must go wireless. My kit is decades behind the times.
Posted on 06/11/2011 3:48 PM
It's in the "Weird and Wonderful" section, but they do not specify where Buddism fits, i.e. weird or wonderful.
Goes to bed, journey helped by oil lamp.
Posted on 06/11/2011 1:51 PM
(((( Lights lamp ))))
Posted on 06/11/2011 1:49 PM
Be a lamp unto yourself and seek your own liberation with diligence. BUDDHA Last words
This is on the BBC's home page today. Where would we be without the BBC?
How to be free?
Posted on 06/11/2011 11:42 AM
**** High tea ****
Sausage and mash with onion gravy
Ginger pudding with treacle in the bottom, and custard
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
Well, that saying is a load of rubbish if you ask me. I have been turning in at 8pm since I was a lad, and doing the Canadian Air Force set of exercises at dawn, and look where it's got me - living on benefits and posting online non menus.
I rest my case.
Posted on 28/10/2011 10:44 AM
I am in an "Internet cafe".
They should be done by the trades descriptions board for misuse of the word "cafe". The bog is blocked with yards of Izal and some of the other customers are probably looking at vile porn, bullying and harassing schoolfriends, shopping neighbours to the DWP in order to get the $50 reward and God Knows what else.
I'd order a soya vebti latte frappe iced cappuccino and a slice of caraway cake but I suspect the bloke behind the till would kick me in the teeth and throw me out.
I am forced to live in a domestic rubbish tip at home, caused by extensive work on the flat on top of which ASBESTOS has been found in the hall. My computer is buried underneath heavy plastic and a decent layer of wood shavings, plaster and bits of plastic bag / cardboard.
Thank you all for doing the menu in my absence.
Posted on 14/10/2011 8:47 AM
I have moved your last entry to Reverse Word Game, because the word Antimacassar suggests some sort of going backwards or against. It's the "anti" bit that done it.
I think that your posting would be more appropriate to that site and would enjoy a better quality of living as a result.
Your co-operation is appreciated.
Posted on 14/10/2011 8:08 AM
I think that the name OuchToo should be dumped, and this site should henceforth be known as "Sunshine Meadows" or "Sunshine's World"
Starting from now.
Posted on 14/10/2011 7:57 AM
Just wondering, is anyone here "cared for"
Posted on 14/10/2011 7:52 AM
I'm very glad you like to go of topic because
the deck of the ship happyness is like a stage where you decide what
event's are happennin"
In other words it's a shambles.
What happened to Pete Mentalas? I need him at times like this.
Has he been banned?