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(Date Posted:07/07/2011 5:24 PM)
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Hey all, just thought I'd pop over here and start a new ship HAPPYNESS, if that's OK with everyone, I'm surprised no one's done it yet.  Are we still continuing on our grand adventure on the good ship HAPPYNESS or have we fled to the lifeboats now that the BBC has tried to sink us? :)
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Reply To Noisyworld
(Date Posted:23/10/2011 9:44 AM)

Reply to Noisyworld (22/10/2011 3:59 PM)

Turns out the film crews were more interested in how they looked on camera and climbing up the greasy pole of "showbiz" smiley98

Oh well at least the rugby's on tomorrow to keep me out of trouble smiley111



Question is:- Did the rugby work. smiley47

Sasha it was lovely to have your company. But next time will you save me a cake.smiley105
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:23/10/2011 10:45 AM)

Hello suessad + SashaQ

Woosh caw Woosh those blasted sea gull's suessad your lucky to get cake. Shasha had to put a hard hat on the sea gull's wer dive-bombing him + it was like a scene out of Hitchcook's thriller the BIRD'S but who said life on the Happyness was easy but I guess it was an uneducated,ignorant A.B scoiety who said  that (people who live in glass house's should'nt throw stone's/hypocrit's the lot of them
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:23/10/2011 10:52 AM)

Hello Stalwart 215

When the dasterdilly BBC torpedood our ship we had over 6,000 hit's now on aimoo we have over 5000 hit's so by my math''s that is over 11,000 hit's + I'm proud of this thread

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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:25/10/2011 3:46 AM)

11,000 hits..WOW. Those darn sea gulls are busy.  smiley111

Better take my cuppa back up there, will let you know if any off the beeb gulls come near and you can fire the rock cakes at them. smiley111
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:25/10/2011 5:20 AM)

Hello Stalwart

As we have shown the population of Aukland that impaired people are full of fun + Adventuors people who just want to blend in to main stream scoiety with no fan fare/formality/pom + cirmstance's Ohh there is a lot of fog on the river held down by the high side's of the vally Sir Cumfrence is enjoying it as he can hide + play prank's on every one but Eric is chargeing the spare battery's for Kizzy Kazaer's turbo charged fly swat
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:25/10/2011 1:52 PM)

Sir C seems to have been lost in the fog for a few days now - I've not seen hide nor hair of him....

Eric's doing a good job with the tools of discipline
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:25/10/2011 2:07 PM)

*** Supper Menu ***

Steamed Salmon Steak with Sugarsnap Peas and New Potatoes
Dark Chocolate Torte

Iced Tea
Mint Julep
Sloe Gin

smiley111

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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:25/10/2011 2:08 PM)

Ta muchly, Sasha, me stomach thought me throat had been cut  smiley105
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Reply To bulekingfisher
(Date Posted:25/10/2011 2:12 PM)

Reply to bulekingfisher (23/10/2011 5:45 PM)

it was like a scene out of Hitchcook's thriller the BIRD'S

Yes - a gang of seagulls is rather scary, and they do particularly like cake, so hard hats are essential...

Very pleasant company in the Crows Nest, but I'm glad to be back on deck again now, enjoying the sunset and lounging on a reclining deckchair...

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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:25/10/2011 2:56 PM)

1970's supper

vol u vonts filled with chicken and mushroom
smoked salmon rolls filled with garlic cheese
fondue..3 cheese with fresh baked bread
lightly pickled quails eggs
Raised pork pie


Served on the quarterdeck at 2230


various drinks
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:25/10/2011 3:22 PM)

Hello Kizzy Kazaer

Sir Cumfrence has not asked for oremisson to go ashore + I've had NO ransom note. Last time he cooked for us was in the Philipean's it is diffelet to see your own hand in front of your own face in this fog but 1 good thing no one is going hungry with both SashaQ + Stalwart cooking for us.

I love SashaQ's Avatar the blue sock on the sheep tickle's me OOh missus
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:27/10/2011 5:04 AM)

Hello Kizzy Kazar

As you are a modarater of deceny + good taste can you help with a kurnumdrum WHERE IS SPAZ GIRL ? LAST THING I KNOW IS SHE PUT US ALL IN TO LIFEBOAT'S AFTER THERE DEVIALISH FIEDSHLY BBC TORPEDOOD US
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:27/10/2011 6:32 AM)

Hi Cap'n Bule - Spaz Girl has actually posted a few times since putting the lifeboats out, her last post here was 11 August.  I remember on BBC Ouch! she used to only post every couple of months sometimes, so we might be due another visit from her soon....

As for Sir C's absence, we can only guess  smiley100  Maybe he finally fell overboard and was devoured by a passing shark smiley106
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:27/10/2011 11:43 AM)

Hello SashaQ

As Sir Cumfrene's absense is clear noted by gommae/lover's of fine food's would you like the postion of head chef ? please say YES we have waited a respectful + reasonable lengh of time to see if he change's his mind (Stalwart is missing his sparring partner) but life + our mission to genarate inter-gration must carry on)  (Ooo Matron!)
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:28/10/2011 10:44 AM)

I am in an "Internet cafe". 

They should be done by the trades descriptions board for misuse of the word "cafe". The bog is blocked with yards of Izal and some of the other customers are probably looking at vile porn, bullying and harassing schoolfriends, shopping neighbours to the DWP in order to get the $50 reward and God Knows what else.

I'd order a soya vebti latte frappe iced cappuccino and a slice of caraway cake but I suspect the bloke behind the till would kick me in the teeth and throw me out.



I am forced to live in a domestic rubbish tip at home, caused by extensive work on the flat on top of which  ASBESTOS has been found in the hall. My computer is buried underneath heavy plastic and a decent layer of wood shavings, plaster and bits of plastic bag / cardboard.

Thank you all for doing the menu in my absence.


Yours, frazzled

Sir Cumference


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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:28/10/2011 11:37 AM)

Oh, I hope things calm down soon SirC smiley120
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:28/10/2011 12:15 PM)

Hello Sir Cumefrence

Ye God's I'm very sorry you have to live /exciset in such a hell hole but one warm + bright light at the end of the tunnel is we all LOVE Sir Cumfrence even if you act like a rouge at time's your absence is sorely missed
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:28/10/2011 2:10 PM)

Bad luck, Sir C - wishing normal service resumption for you as soon as...

Stalwart, enjoyed the nostalgia blast of cheese fondue - parents used to have one of them (fondue sets).  Now relegated to the loft smiley100
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:29/10/2011 5:24 AM)

Ah yes the old fondue parties.....small tidbits of meat, prawns and veg ....oil in the fondue ..cook on fork and dip into various sauces  (my fav was soy sauce, garlic, sherry and a touch of chilli)
2nd course cheese fondue with bread
3rd course...melt chocolate in fondue... dip strawberries in and then into cream


And of course numerous bottles of wine

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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:29/10/2011 12:29 PM)

"I am in an "Internet cafe". "

Wow - I didn't think they still existed, although in the old days I guess they had to make more of an effort.  The one I used to use (which closed down many years ago) was rather nice (although what the bogs were like, I couldn't say) - it was always cola on the rocks for me while I surfed for pictures of Queen...

loveblush Those were the days...

Hope you're soon able to go back online in proximity to your own loo soon, Sir.

I'm not Head Chef material these days, but I'll do a menu every now and then for you, Captain, when I get ze inspiration biggrin

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Chicken Kiev
Chocolate Mousse

Tea, Coffee, Hot Chocolate


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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:30/10/2011 3:30 AM)

Hello SashaQ

About menu's I think hurty back could help in the kitchen + when Spaz girl decide's to show her self (at time's it is like HIDE + SEEK on this ship) labarinth
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:30/10/2011 11:15 AM)

Hello Kizzy Kazaer

With all the TV camaers on ship we show the Whole World  we are any thing but instaunliosed we are compedertive inderviduals + we are HAPPY because I as captain will NOT ALLOW any bloody !!!!!!!!! do gooder aboard even the TV crews +media !!!!!!!!! think I'm captain Blyth from Mutiny on the Bounty but every one pull's their own weight with my never ending credit card I help every one find their potencial. If I think some one is swinging the lead I'll ask the rest of the crew to take a vote on that indervidual to help me play fair
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:31/10/2011 12:55 PM)

Hello Kizzy Kazaer

The TV camara's give people (crew) plebty of oppatunity to show off (no name's but the TV crew's are reciving some top class nosh from a pink Tu Tu wearing fat balding guy in the kitchen + who is neglecting the tummy's of the crew
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:31/10/2011 2:22 PM)

we are HAPPY because I as captain will NOT ALLOW any bloody !!!!!!!!! do gooder aboard

Too true, who needs 'em?  Cause more problems than they solve, so they do...

Better rustle up a quick meal:

-   Cheese omelette, baked beans and chips.  That do y'all?

-   For afters, Lemon Drizzle Cake with double cream....my favourite  < drool >
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:01/11/2011 9:12 AM)

Hello Kizzy Kazaer

Maybe this thread should be part of the National Curriculm to educate school children on how not to become ignorant do-gooder's like previous genaration's of Able Bodied people (are they carring people or follower's of capitalism ???????????? following each other the cliff of ignorance ?????????????
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:01/11/2011 10:07 AM)

M E N U

All Saints Day





Seafood platter

Roast Guinea Fowl

or


Lamb Wellington
with
peas broad beans
baby carrots
and
fondant potatoes
wine and cranberry jus

Vegetarian dishes by request

Mont Blanc
(chestnut and cream dessert)

Orangeand Cashew Dessert
with Chocolate Sauce







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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:01/11/2011 2:57 PM)

Hello Stalwart

What a fantastic dinner you have preparred, can I have 2nd's of the Guinea fowl it is complimented with the cherry puree/jam
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:01/11/2011 3:40 PM)

Hello Stalwart

As you are our navigator/tempory chef until you know who returns I thought you should know we are entering the Fjords National park's
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Re:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:03/11/2011 10:54 AM)

Hello Suessad

To help cheer you up we can go suba-diving here in Whangarei there are some thing like 100 pristne beach's with crystal clear water's + the colour's of the fish + coral reef's are spectacular Eric has been showing off by free diving (no oxegan tank). Early next year we can go to Easten Austrila next year as NoiseyWorld requested + this might be a home comming for Stalwart
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RE:In the lifeboats of the ship HAPPYNESS....
(Date Posted:03/11/2011 5:34 PM)

Yay, always fancied swimming on the barrier reef smiley58

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